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Hilarious Memes
♥ “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later. -Mitchidero ”
♥ “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because every person will find an uneasy way to do it. B prude ”
♥ “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Michael Scott”
♥ “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… How to build a boat. -Stivenwicht”
♥ “My money where I can see it hanging in my closet. Carrie Bradshaw’s sex and the city ”
♥ “Friends are god’s way of apologizing to us for our families. Anonymous”
♥ “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying. Toys not included -Bernama ”
♥ “If you are not yelling at your kids. You are not spending enough time with them. -Reese Witherspoon ”
♥ “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well. Hark twain ”
Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh
♥ “God for a like but I have found dosa that way. To I stole alike and asked for forgiveness would rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Michael Scott.”
♥ “Part of my act is meant to up. It looks like I’m being funny, but I’m reminding you of other things. ”
♥ “Life is tough, daring life is hard. And we better laugh at everything otherwise, we’re going down the tube.”
♥ “One day… I’m gonna make the onions cry. ”
♥ “I refuse to join a club that would have me as a member. Groucho”
♥ “Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.”
♥ “If you look at what you have in life, you’ll always have more. If you look at what you don’t have in life, you’ll never have enough.”
♥ “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
Funny Crazy Quotes
♥ “Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.”
♥ “Whatever you are, be a good one.”
♥ “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
♥ “Act as if what you do makes a difference.”
♥ “The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”
♥ “Positive anything is better than negative nothing.”
♥ “Limit your ‘always’ and your ‘Nevers’.”
♥ “Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.” – Nina Dobrev.”
♥ “There’s no fear when you’re having fun.” – Will Thomas.”
♥ “I am going to keep having fun every day I have left because there is no other way of life.”
Extremely Funny Quotes
♥ “You’re vegan?! Did we just become best friends?”
♥ “If I died I want my friends to keep updating lee on my status to freak people out.”
♥ “Vegans be like… No parkin drive “sprinkle some ‘yeast’ on it.”
♥ “Became a vegan because of ethical reasons losing weight because I’m eating less crap.”
♥ “I woke up today and spun the wheel of attitude. Yep! It landed on bitch again!”
♥ “Aaaarrrghhh! I’ve just been gluten!!”
♥ “Checked the label gluten-free!”
♥ “How I think I look when I go jogging how I look when I go jogging.”
♥ “Don’t listen to them you’re not fat, you’re fluffy.”
♥ “When you see someone in the gluten-free section of the store… You are like oh my new best friend that understands!!”
♥ “Yeah, if you could stop using wheat flour in everything that’d be great. ”
♥ “When somebody asks why I am vegan so it begins.”
♥ “Holy crap I’m batman! ”
♥ “If you can’t remember my name, just say “chocolate”…. I’ll turn around.”
♥ “Silly human you didn’t adopt me I adopted you!”
♥ “When I see new vegan products at the store.”
♥ “I’ll have you know that I mistakenly ate dairy and only had to poop for 3 hours.”
♥ “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you.”
♥ “When somebody adds another plate to the sink while I’m washing the dishes.”
♥ “When you’re full then someone brings out a cake.”
♥ “Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free, I love this champagne diet make you lose”
♥ “I said you’re the good kind of fat.”
♥ “Lactose is just one of many things I don’t tolerate.”
♥ “Aah finally in bed I have to pee.”
♥ “Hey girl I know you can’t eat gluten so I called ahead and had it removed from the menu.”
♥ “When you’re looking for the remote and touch something weird between the cushions.”
♥ “I will find the ingredients used in your nonvegan dish hu and I will organize it.”
♥ “Anger management when angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.”
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