38 Funny Inspirational Quotes You’re Going To Love
Top 38 Funny Inspirational Quotes You’re Going To Love “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.
Let this collection of funny quotes bring a smile to your face – you can find laughter, humor, and wisdom in these. You may find some of them to be motivational .
#1. I am not lazy I am on energy saving mode”
#2. Once you feel you’re avoided by someone, never disturb them again.”
#3. You can’t make everybody happy. You aren’t a jar of nutella.”
#4. Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.”
#5. Deal with the world the way it is, not the way you wish it was.”
#6. Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived”
#7. There is a huge freedom that comes to you when you take nothing personally”
#8. Make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous”
#9. Oh daring, go buy a personality.”
#10. An apple a day keeps anyone away …if you throw it hard enough”
#11. I refuse to entertain negativity. Life is too big and time is too short to get caught up in empty drama.”
#12. There’s a fine line between genius & crazy… I like to use that line as a jump rope.”
#13. Everytime you get upset at something, ask yourself if you were to die tomorrow, was it worth wasting your time being angry?”
#14. Never waste your time on people who don’t value it”
#15. Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.”
#16. Single Taken Who cares? I’m awesome.”
Funny Inspirational Quotes
#17. Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.”
#18. Spend your time on those that love you unconditionally. Don’t waste it on those that only love you when the conditions are right for them.”
#19. If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.”
#20. When you have a good heart: you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much and it always seems you hurt the most.”
#21. Be the girl who decided to go for it”
#22. Its okay to be a glowstick. Sometimes we have to break before we shine”
#23. If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do bitch you are a fan.”
#24. Do not let your heart be troubled trust in god”
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#25. If you’re the smartest person in the room you’re in the wrong room”
#26. I never finish anything”
#27. Emotionally stable as an ikea table xo”
#28. Being able to delay pleasure for a greater result is a sign of maturity.”
#29. Don’t give up. Normally it is the last key on the ring which opens the door.”
#30. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
#31. People are assholes. Just make sure you’re not the toilet paper.”
#32. Never forget 3 types of people in your life. 1. Who helped you in difficult times. 2. Who left you in difficult times. 3. Who put you in difficult times.”
#33. I have traveled through madness to find me.”
#34. There is no angry way to say bubbles.”
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#35. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says #oh crap, she’s up.””
#36. Don’t complicate life Missing somebody? Call Wanna meet up? Invite Wanna be understood? Explain Have questions? Ask Don’t like something? Say it Like something? State it Want something? Ask for it Love someone? Tell them keep your life simple.”
#37. If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you.”
#38. Let that shit go”
Funny Motivational Quotes
♥ “This year has almost gone. Not all our friends and family made it. Never take for granted the people you love.”
♥ “The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!”
♥ “It’s funny how nobody notices what you do until you don’t do it.”
♥ “A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.” ― George Meredith
♥ “You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to bed with satisfaction.” —George Lorimer
♥ “People may come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay.”
♥ “Energy and persistence conquer all things.” -Benjamin Franklin”
♥ “The past is behind you, learn from it. The future is ahead, prepare for it. The present is here, live it.” – Thomas S. Monson
♥ “A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk to each other instead of about each other.”
♥ “Your talent determines what you can do. Your motivation determines how much you are willing to do. Your attitude determines how well you do it.” —Lou Holtz
♥ “Build your own dreams or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” —Farrah Gray
♥ “When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.” – Diane Von Furstenberg
♥ “If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher
♥ “In the blink of an eye everything can change. So make the most with those who mean the most.”
