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Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me. It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me! A very good morning, sweetheart; you are like a piece of bacon to my egg and a sweet syrup in the pancake.
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1. Sending a good morning SMS shouldn’t cause me to get up so early. I’d like to have more dreams about you and me. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
2. When you get up, smile because you’ll quickly discover it’s not yet the weekend. Good morning sweetheart!
3. Whether you set an alarm or not, the dawn will come. Good morning.
4. Wake up and enjoy yet another pointless, indolent day that brings you nothing except the prospect of another one like it. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
5. Good morning! How are you doing? I hope we have a wonderful day today. Good morning, Have a wonderful day.
6. Only if you don’t have an alarm clock beside your bed is every morning a joy. It’s a curse to have an alarm clock. Good morning!
7. Good morning. Make a cup of coffee and start your engines, since the weekend is still a long way ahead. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
8. You will never discover positivism in the current world if you keep it in your imagination. Good morning. Have a wonderful day! Good morning.
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9. Get an energy boost to help you wake up. Good morning!
10. It was a dream in which you and I were having some quality time together. The alarm clock then got in the way, and thank God for saving me! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
11. I’m sending you that extra 5 minutes in bed that you need. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
12. I know how tough it is for you to get out of bed in the morning. Please, take your time, my queen. Queens has to deal with this issue. Good morning, my darling.
13. The world would have slept like an Olympic discipline if it had been good to me. Good morning to everyone who lives in this terrible and inequitable world. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
14. Let’s start another day together by doing our utmost to put up with each other when we wake up groggy. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
15. Keep the dream alive by refusing to let it go. Set the alarm clock to snooze. Good morning sweetheart!
16. If you have never seen me in your dreams, I would advise you to go back to sleep. Good morning sweetheart.
17. Good morning love; you’re the reason I get up early every morning and stay awake all night long. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
18. I was going to tell all the early risers to “shut up and go to sleep,” but that’s not socially acceptable. So, hello there! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
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19. At least once a day, you should witness the sunrise. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
20. Good morning! Don’t worry if you didn’t get enough sleep the night before; you still have the option of taking some mid-day naps later. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
21. Good morning. Begin your day with a fart, just like every other day! Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
22. You’ve received a message: wake up, you slacker. Good morning!
23. I enjoy kissing you on the lips first thing in the morning, but dear, you must first wash your teeth. Good morning sweetheart!
24. Mornings come and go, but none will ever compare to this one since I awakened next to you. Good morning sweetheart. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
25. Good morning to you. It’s been a long time! I hope you’re having a great start to your day. Good morning, Have a lovely day.
26. When the alarm clock went off, we were going to spend some quality time together. Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
27. The most depressing aspect of the morning is learning that it isn’t a holiday. I’m going to repeat the same procedure for the rest of the day. Good morning!
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28. It’s not a dream; you’re awake, and the day has begun. Greetings, my friend. Good morning sweetheart!
29. Hello, my coworker. I’ve arrived, although a few hours late, to assist you. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
30. Don’t worry if you didn’t get enough sleep the night before; you’ll have the next day to make up for it. Good morning, and have a wonderful day.
31. The sun is beckoning me in the morning. I just opted to wait till another day to respond. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
32. Life is full of adversity and stress. Don’t get out of bed if you want to have a pleasant day. Sleep until you die, and life will no longer happen to you! Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
33. Good morning to the person who has just earned the right to spend another day with me. I’m in love with you. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
34. Good morning, my darling. I know you’d rather stay in bed, but your coffee needs you here. Get up, my sweetheart. Good morning!
35. Hello, sweetheart. I know you have a lot of objectives for the day. One of them is not getting up early. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
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36. When all I want to do is dream about you, why do you make me wake up so early? Good morning sweetheart!
37. Good morning sweetheart. Let us greet another day in our lives in which we do our best to put up with one another. Best of luck to you! Good morning.
38. The sun envies your devotion to your mattress. I wake up drowsy. Have a wonderful morning! Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
39. Please return to sleep if you didn’t see me when you awoke, so you may start anew. Good morning sweetheart.
40. Stop fantasizing about castles and get ready to face reality. Good morning.
41. Every morning, I get to choose between the light and you to see who shines brighter. You are a ray of hope for me. Good morning, honey.
42. I’m sure you’ve been counting down the minutes till dawn so you can get out of bed and eat since you have a great appetite. Have a fantastic day! Good morning.
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43. Would you like to begin your day with breakfast in bed? Please accept my apologies, but this is not possible. I’m on my way to work right now. Good morning, Love.
44. Love is blind till I wake up in the morning and see your face. Good morning!
45. Life is wonderful when you don’t have an alarm clock next to your bed. Salutations, my buddy! Good morning, and have a lovely day.
46. They say the first thing to do is inquire about your night, but I was right there with you and I know precisely how it happened. Good morning, and have a pleasant day.
47. Hello, there! I’m not sure how tough it is for you to say goodbye to a close friend, but once we’re done here, it’ll be time to sleep. Good morning.
48. Then it happened. I was the wealthiest person on the planet. The alarm went off. Good morning sweetheart!
49. Good morning, handsome! It’s time to rise and shine. Allow the bugs to unwind; they’ve just finished a delicious meal. Good day, Good morning my sweetheart.
50. In the wake of the day, I’m sending you a good morning greeting and hoping it’s not the only positive you see today. Good morning, and have a lovely day.
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