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Drinking Memes About Drinking Too Much For Funny Day
1. “Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” — Unknown
2. “How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.” — Unknown
3. “Alcohol is a perfect solvent, it dissolves marriages, families and careers.” — Unknown
4. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” — Unknown
5. “We drink and we die and continue to drink.”- Dennis Leary
6. “My boss didn’t know I drank, till one day I came to work sober.” — Unknown
7. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Unknown
8. “Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.” — Unknown
9. “Alcohol helps me listen to your bullshit and pretend to believe it.” — Unknown
10. “A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.” — Steve Fergosi
11. “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Kinky Friedman
12. “I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.” — Unknown
13. “Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.” — Unknown
14. “No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.” — John Churchill
15. “If smokers can have smoking breaks, why can’t I have drinking breaks.” — Unknown
16. “May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly.” — Unknown
17. “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”- Kaiser Wilhelm
18. “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” – Henry Lawson
19. “Money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you alcohol.” — Unknown
20. “There are more old drunkards than old physicians.” — Bernard Shaw
21. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway