50 Funny Christmas Wishes, Quotes and Messages

Funny and Short Christmas wishes for friends · Merry Christmas! · Wishing you a Christmas so merry, even your Christmas sweater can’t keep up with the cheer!

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Funny Christmas Wishes

Merry Christmas, love! Just remember, I’ll always be here to remind you how to wrap gifts the right way.

Merry Christmas! Here’s to hoping Santa upgrades our office coffee machine.

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.

Instead of presents, I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!

Looking forward to celebrating with you over Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months!

I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!

Short funny Christmas quotes
Short funny Christmas quotes
Funny Christmas greetings
Funny Christmas greetings
Funny Christmas card Messages for best friend
Funny Christmas card Messages for best friend
Funny sarcastic Christmas quotes
Funny sarcastic Christmas quotes
Short Christmas wishes
Short Christmas wishes
Short funny christmas wishes quotes and messages
Short funny christmas wishes quotes and messages
Funny christmas wishes quotes and messages for friends
Funny christmas wishes quotes and messages for friends
Funny christmas wishes quotes and messages for family
Funny christmas wishes quotes and messages for family

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