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Christmas Wishes Messages

200 Funny Christmas Wishes, Merry Christmas Messages and Quotes

Funny Christmas Wishes – It’s the Christmas season, which means it’s time to start shopping for gifts for your loved ones. It’s time to make other people feel unique. Now is the time to make someone laugh, to make others smile, and to laugh with your people and family. Share funny Christmas wishes with them to make their Christmas extra memorable. Forget about sending out the same old Christmas greetings year after year. This unique person in your life will treasure and remember this time with you for the rest of their lives. New Year’s Eve is approaching, and people are exchanging New Year’s greetings through SMS, text messages, and other social media platforms. Funny Christmas wishes will brighten someone’s day. Their Christmas day can be made even more memorable with these funny Christmas wishes.

More than simply tree-decorating, getting together with friends, and filling our faces with Christmas treats, that’s what Christmas is all about. Spreading pleasure and joy is what we’re all about here. If you don’t have Christmas wishes, the joy of the season is missing. Funny Christmas greetings are the perfect way to bring a smile to your loved one’s face this holiday season. Be sure to share some of your favorite jokes and messages with your friends, family, and coworkers in the spirit of the holiday season. It’s a great time of year to send witty greetings and messages to your loved ones. Do not squander the opportunity to bring a smile to your loved ones’ faces by greeting them with some of your own Christmas humor. If you choose, you may also use these messages as humorous Christmas card messages. You may be sure that your Christmas card will stand out from the crowd if you use these hilarious Christmas wishes.

Funny Christmas Wishes

May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!

“After-Christmas sales fill an important void. They provide females with something to do when men watch bowl games. Fun Holidays!”

“This Christmas, the NSA has tapped everyone’s account, even Santa’s, and it turns out that Jesus is the only one who isn’t on the naughty list.”

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Just wanted you to know that you have no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!

I hope your celebration will be big and your bill will be small this Christmas. Have a joyful Christmas!

This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!

Warm greetings on Christmas to you. Wishing you the best of the celebrations, food, and festivities to make this Christmas a memorable one.

I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!

“Anyone who wants to compare men and women have never seen a man wrapping a Christmas present.”

Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!

“At least three people are wishing you a happy holiday season. Jesus, Santa, and I are the three of us! Fun Holidays!”

Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!

Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name on Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!

I hope Santa doesn’t find all the faults you have been keeping under the blanket. Merry Christmas, dear.

“From one spot to another, from one house to another, from one heart to another. Christmas brings people together because of its warmth and joy.”

“If you don’t have Christmas in your heart, you won’t find it under the tree.”

You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one cares to give you a present.

May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!

I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

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Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

Wishing a Merry Christmas to you my dear. May the celebrations of Christmas give you pain in your cheeks as you laugh the most on this special day.

On the occasion of Christmas, let us make everyone around us smile because Christmas is after all about spreading happiness and smiles. Merry Christmas

“We’ve compiled a list of some amusing Christmas greetings for you. You should give these greetings to all of your friends and family members, and I wish everybody a happy holiday season.”

I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So make sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

“Don’t be concerned with the height of your Christmas tree. They are all 30 feet tall in the minds of youngsters. I wish you a very Merry Christmas!”

“I hope you have a fantastic December 25th this year. It’s fine if you have a bad day on December 27th. It’s just the 25th that interests me.”

“Christmas is the time of year that you spend next year’s money on this year’s presents.”

One important rule of Christmas is; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!

Wishing you a Christmas of your dreams where you get to sleep a lot and wake up to snow, presents, and a big Christmas tree to uplift your soul.

Have a wonderful Christmas my dear. Do not let the clouds of disappointment hover over you to disturb or distract you.

May you not find your name on Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a blessed and wonderful Holiday season with your family and friends.

“If you wrap a Christmas gift in a Happy Birthday paper by accident, you should always write to Jesus on it. Fun Holidays!”

Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!

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The whole bubble of Christmas gets busted when you know that there is no Santa Claus. Warm greetings on Christmas to you.

“If you’re unsure which gifts Daddy wrapped, aim for the ones that seem to have been carried by a backbone.”

“It’s too easy to buy for your parents for Christmas. Simply purchase clothing that you will not be shot dead in. Fun Holidays!”

Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!

The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!

Let us make this Christmas a memorable one by exchanging gifts that we have always wanted and not getting disappointed. Merry Christmas to you.

Merry Christmas to you my dear. Don’t let this holiday season get wasted working. Make the most of it by partying your heart out.

Funny Christmas Messages

“The best part of Christmas is being surrounded by a loving family that is fully devoted to one another. Christmas greetings.”

4. Santa has denied sending you a present this Xmas because he is planning to wrap you up as a present to me… I thank him for this wonderful gift at this amazing festival and I promise him to take care of you with love… Wish you Merry Christmas my darling.

Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.

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Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!

Be jolly, be happy, be excited. May your home be filled with loads of happiness. Merry Christmas.

“Christmas is a baby shower gone completely awry.”

“We’ve arrived at the holiday season once more, an intensely religious period that each of us enjoys in his exclusive way through visiting the mall of our choosing.”

Sending warm greetings of happiness and prosperity, peace and harmony…. Wishing you the most wonderful time during this holiday season…. May all your wishes come true and you are blessed with an amazing year ahead… Merry Christmas to you.

May the festive spirit of Christmas brighten your days with happiness and smiles… May God give you all the strength to laugh at my bad jokes and enjoy my funny company… With lots of laughter, I wish you a warm and wonderful Merry Christmas my friend.

“Santa Claus is on to something. Just see people once a year.”

“World Aids Day is on December 1st, and I don’t think it will ever catch on like Christmas.”

I am sending lots of cuddles and hugs, smiles, and laughter to you this Christmas…. May the magic of Christmas end all the negativities around you and make it a new and hopeful beginning for you…. Warm wishes to you on Christmas. Merry Xmas my dear.

“Christmas is wonderful in that it is obligatory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!

There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!

“If it had been renamed Celebrate a Little Jew’s Birthday, Christmas would have been a flop.”

“Christmas is a joyous and happy day. We just need to unwind and celebrate Christmas with our friends and family.”

I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

“If you don’t know how to package Christmas gifts properly, at least make it seem as if they fought back.”

“I wish you a white Christmas, but if you run out of white wine, try the red.”

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!

“I wish you could save some of the Christmas cheer in jars and open one each month.”

“Dear Santa Claus, this Christmas, please give me a fat bank account and a trim body.”

The best Christmas gifts are those given from the heart. On the other hand, cash and gift cards are effective too! Merry Christmas!

“The holiday season is the only time of year when you can shop while stuck in a parking lot in rush hour traffic.”

I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speeches from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!

“Keep track of your mates, rivals, and receipts for all big transactions.”

“This holiday season and in the New Year, I wish you the best of fitness, money, and happiness.”

Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!

Santa was looking at a painting of a naked woman with leaves covering her body for a long time. Santa asked what are you doing and she answered: Waiting for autumn.

Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.

Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.

Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, and a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!

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It’s time to enjoy the holiday, spend some real cash, and realize in the end that money is everything that we ever wanted from Santa.

Sometimes I feel like I should leave my Christmas decorations up all year; it seems that by the time I take them down, it’s time to put them back up again!

Anyone who believes that men are equal to women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

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I think Santa must ride a plane instead of a sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I often fell asleep waiting for him.

I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Claus. Even Santa would bully you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!

You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!

I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents, but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry Christmas!

It seems that the Christmas season keeps getting earlier each year. If it gets any earlier, Halloween is going to feel offended.

I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.

I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!

It’s hard to smile when your wallet runs out of cash but still, Merry Christmas and good luck on fulfilling the wishes of your kids!

Merry Christmas to you. I can see you have great decorations there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations!

Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas; if he sees you there, he may not. So come here and have a party with me; Merry Christmas to you!

I know you are grouchy, but I wish your Christmas to be merry! Best wishes to you!

Funny Christmas Quotes

“Even before Christmas it said ‘Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.” – Robert Paul

“Since he is inebriated, Rudolph has a red nose.”

“Christmas is like a job: you put in the effort, but the big man in the suit gets all the glory. Have fun and be merry!”

“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde

“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – Dennis Miller

“I’m aware that your family is a mess. Nonetheless, Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year!”

“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” – Sean Hughes

“I wrapped your Christmas gift in Happy Birthday paper by accident. As a result, I added some Jesus-related text to it. Christmas greetings!”

“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” – Richelle Goodrich

“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn

“Christmas is a state of mind and a unique sensation that can only be experienced when one’s bank account is empty.”

“Santa Claus is dressed in a red robe, implying that he is a socialist. A pacifist must have a mustache and long hair.”

“Sending Christmas cards is a great way to show your loved ones and friends that they’re worth more than a stamp.”

“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar

“Don’t want to borrow money from the elves at Christmas; they’re still short!”

“There are three phases of man’s development: belief in Santa Claus, disbelief in Santa Claus, and becoming Santa Claus.”

“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge

“This Christmas, I believe Santa’s wish should be to lose weight.”

“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.” – Melanie White

“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie

“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney

“Cupcakes don’t bother me. They’re the one thing I’m not tempted to eat during the holidays.”

“You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.” – Haven Gillespie

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? – Matt Groening

“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller

“The workplace Christmas party is a perfect way to reconnect with people you haven’t seen in a while.”

“May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s!”

Funny Christmas Wishes for Him

I have prepared a list of wishes for this Xmas and I am sending it to you because you are my Santa and you have the power to make them all come true… I will wait for my presents anxiously… For you, I am sending my blessings and wishes…. Have a Merry Christmas, my dear.

I Wish Santa would fill your socks with candy and your wallet with money. Have a nice and warm holiday season my love! Merry Christmas to you!

Christmas is merrier when you have friends to share the joy and jokes with… I have you and I want to thank God for this cute and funny present…. Sending lots of love and loads of smiles on Christmas to you with warm New Year wishes…. Have a blast!!!!

Santa has already given me what I wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry Christmas!

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!

On this festive occasion, I wish that your life is blessed with joy and smiles, good humor, and loads of laughter to give you a bad stomach ache… Wishing you a very Merry Christmas blessed with all the happiness in the world… May God bless you… Keep laughing!!!

So flippin’ excited to spend this Christmas with you. Can’t wait to make some funny moments with you.

I have asked Santa to shower you with the best of the presents this holiday season and he has picked me as your gift as there can be nothing better than me, for you…. Wrapped in love and affection… I am sending you best wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas!!!

Sending your way a bundle of warm wishes and good luck on this holiday. Take my love and don’t forget to bring presents for me tonight. Merry Christmas!

Lob a snowball at me, and I’ll declare war. Let’s make this one the best Christmas for us together! Merry Christmas to you!

Someone woke up early in the morning to check his socks. Good for the socks, good for my morning too!

May the spirit of Christmas brighten your coming year with sparkling smiles and warm hugs… May you be blessed with lots of reasons to smile and laugh to make it a joyful year for you… Sending my love and my wishes on this occasion… Merry Christmas to you my dear!!

May the festival of Christmas bring beautiful and cheerful memories for you and your dearest family… I wish that you are showered with all the gifts you had dreamt of so that you can have a merrier Xmas… All the best and wish you a warm and Happy Christmas.

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You’re too young to go to clubs with friends. Pray for gifts from Santa or let’s go on a date this Christmas. Merry Christmas Cutie Pie!

Santa asked me what my heart wants this Christmas! I told him your name, and he said you’re already in my heart! Merry Christmas!

Wishing for a fat bearded guy to visit me at night is not cool. I’d rather wish it was you in a red gown. Merry Christmas!

“May this Christmas you are showered with gifts of your choice and Santa takes special care of you. Merry Christmas to you.”

“On the occasion of Christmas, I am sending you a fresh pack of jokes to let you enjoy the best of the laughter. Merry Christmas to all.”

“Let us add more laughter and smiles to our Christmas celebrations by enjoying the good times together. Warm wishes on Christmas.”

I have no money to spend for you this Christmas but know that I always have time to spend with you this Christmas! I love you!

If I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open. Santa will come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!

Everything grows old, except for You and Santa. Merry Christmas, my love. Sending warm wishes on your way this Christmas!

Enjoy your holiday and feel the magic of Christmas this year. Witness how money disappears and how I lose my sanity. Merry Christmas!

“May your Christmas celebrations be full of funny jokes and lots of laughter. Warm greetings on Christmas to all.”

Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends

I just wanted to let you know that you will be on Santa’s naughty list this year. Merry Christmas!

I’ll declare war if you throw a snowball at me. Let’s make this the happiest Christmas we’ve ever had! Merry Christmas!

May you make it through the priest’s dull speech and join us at the party soon. Have an incredible Christmas!

I’ve just received the bad news. Santa had a heart attack. Cause of death was your name on the good list this year!

Santa told me you are on the good list this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Just kidding! Have a wonderful Christmas!

Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!

Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!

May your Christmas be filled with large smiles and festivities, but not with a big belly. Merry Christmas!

You’re now at a stage of your life when you need to ask yourself if you believe in Santa or not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!

Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!

Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!

Funny Christmas Wishes For Wife

The true magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear without me realizing what happened. You’re truly a blessing in disguise of a wife!

The season has finally come for every husband in the world to go broke from being rich finally. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives out there.

If I were to rewrite the “12 Days of Christmas,” I would include things like chocolate, cocktails, and fancy dinners instead of French hens and turtle doves.

Christmas may well be a season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means trying my ass off to save every single penny I earned this year and make it through to the next year.

It’s not nice to be visited by a fat bearded guy late at night. I’d rather want to see you in a red gown. Merry Christmas, darling!

It’s the most wonderful season indeed – until everything has to be cleaned up, and the credit card bill arrives.

Isn’t Christmas meant to be a time for remembering family and guessing everyone’s sizes? Merry Christmas!

They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!

For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!

I wrapped your Christmas gift in “Happy Birthday” paper by accident. Then I added “to Jesus” to it. Merry Christmas, wifey!

Do not spend all of your savings in one day over this lovely holiday. Merry Christmas!

I’ve never decked the halls and I have no idea what Jingle Bell rock is. But I hope your Christmas rocks!

May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!

As I kept an eye on you throughout the year, you have been a good girl. Have a magical Christmas, wifey!

Funny Christmas Wishes For Husband

Santa can definitely do some pretty amazing things. But I wish he could make “late fees” disappear off of bills. Merry Christmas!

It must be hard living in the North Pole like Santa Claus. I can’t imagine living in a place where there’s no pizza delivery!

Happy holidays! May your eggnog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!

May all your savings don’t get spent on Christmas presents but do find me a good deal. Love you, dear husband.

Instead of presents, I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!

All I want for Christmas is YOU but as I have already got you, thanks in advance for the hot chocolate on Christmas eve. Merry Christmas, husband dearest.

Our plans for Christmas: Let’s have all the fun of our life and then we’ll both be praying until our credit bills arrive to rip us off. Happy Xmas!

Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope your holiday season is a winner!

As a child I loved the taste of fresh, white snow. After trying some yellow snow first, I found the white snow to be much, much better.

Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!

Merry Christmas, the love of my life. After all our fancy Christmas dinners, I enjoy the fact that I am not the only one washing the dishes. Love you.

I wished to be surrounded by good people, not the ones that spoil my mood. But Santa told me that the offer was not for married people.

Happy Birthday to Jesus and I can already hear you screaming for receiving your treasure gift box from me. Love you, too.

Santa said you’ve been a great one this year. So, he will be giving you free vouchers to clean the house and find random things. Best of luck, hubby.

Funny Christmas Wishes For Girlfriend and Boyfriend

Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months!

This time of year so many get concerned about eating too many calories. Therefore, I will gladly take any unwanted Christmas cookies.

Christmas has been postponed because I did not receive my late-night kiss. So, if you want to celebrate Christmas, you have to hug me as a penalty. Merry Christmas!

I’d like to say that all I want for Christmas is you, but I’d also like a new credit card! Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

May your Christmas be spent eating candies and cakes as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!

I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.

Hope you won’t mess around much this Christmas and do extreme sports. Love you, my ladybug. Please don’t drink and pass out. Thanks.

I pray to the Lord for your Christmas to be special. Just like your special pie. Dying to taste that this holiday season.

Dear girlfriend, I hope you won’t have to act fake surprised by receiving my gift this year. May you have a wonderful year ahead.

I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!

Take my Christmas love and remember to bring me gifts. Merry Christmas!

May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!

Christmas is the time to be with good people. So make a plan to spend the whole Christmas with me. Merry Christmas, love!

I love Christmas, but I am glad it comes just once a year. Otherwise, I’d turn into a major Grinch!

Happy holidays! May you have plenty of coffee and caffeinated drinks to get you through the Christmas season!

Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. Merry Christmas dear!

Christmas dinners are the best. While I may not be the greatest at cooking, I am pretty good at eating!

The only rule for you to follow this Christmas; is don’t drink too much if I’m not there to carry you home! Merry Christmas!

I wrote to Santa admitting that I have been naughty throughout this year and it’s all because of you. Now, I’m waiting for Santa’s reply. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, dear! May Santa bring you winning lottery tickets in your socks!

Happy Holidays! May your electricity remain on and your plumbing work the entire season! (And I hope reading this doesn’t make you all flushed!)

Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.

You don’t need Santa to get special presents while you have me in life. I am your all-year-long Santa. Be grateful, woman. Love you.

Happy Holidays! May you be able to participate in the activities of the Christmas season rather than the flu season!

Your name has been missing from both the naughty and nice lists of Santa. So, I told him to search for your name on his handsome list. I’m sure he will find it there!

Having you by my side this Christmas means everything extra. Extra food, extra admiration, extra bills- everything. Love you anyway, love.

Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.

Nowadays, you look like Santa with a big tummy and long beard. Guess what, you are going to the gym next year! Happy Holidays!

This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. That way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!

Funny Christmas Messages For Colleagues and Boss

Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Hope the upcoming year you won’t stop giving me a hard time in the office. JOKING. God bless.

Hope you get to drink a lot and feast well during the holiday season. Lose yourself and have a bit more fun. Merry Christmas, my dear coworker.

Happy Holidays! May the magic of Christmas still be with you when you open your next credit card bill.

Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time too!)

My Christmas wish for you this year is simple: with all you are going to consume over the holidays, I hope your digestive system can handle it like a champ.

May this Christmas be busy for you as the rest of the year was kinda blah. Have a tremendous time. Lots of love.

We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!

Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you presents – and not sickness – this holiday season!

Dear colleague, hope you will stop thinking about work this holiday season and enjoy it and let us enjoy it. Joking, Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas! May the lines at the stores you shop at be short, and may your patience belong this holiday season!

Wishing you a white Christmas where you will forget about everything and let the snow wash away all your workloads.

Merry Christmas, dear. Even though we didn’t play secret Santa this year, we would have given you a clock intending to arrive earlier in the office.

Happy Holidays! May all your decorative lights be in working order this season. I hope your Christmas is bright!

Merry X-mas! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty grinches- this holiday season!