Good morning, friend, if people only knew how hilarious, funny, and amazing we are together, everyone would want to be a part of our little gang. But to be honest I kind of like it with just me and you. Have a good one, BFF.
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1. Good Morning, to my one and only! You are the reason why I get up early, every morning, and have to stay on my guard! Good morning.
2. Remember to take your time when getting off the bed. That’s the trouble queens have to endure. Sorry, and good morning, my darling. Good morning!
3. Can’t wait to hold you in my arms tonight. You are all I need to be comfortable. My Bed is cold and I need your warmth my sweet blanket. Just enjoy your day. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
4. I present you my heart just like the Head of John the Baptist was presented to the King’s daughter and If you need my head too I will make sure you have it. Good morning, Have a happy day.
5. A smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door. Good morning nice day.
6. You don’t look too good in the morning; I guess that’s why you prefer to sleep through it. Wishing you the morning you’ll wake up looking awesome! Good morning my dear.
7. You are wonderfully and beautifully made by the goddess of the night who seduces you to sleep through the morning. Resist her today and get more success. Good morning darling!
8. I was preparing the recipe for a happy day. The smile is there, the caress is there, the affection is there … ok a hug is missing. Done. Good morning.
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9. Mornings were made for special people, unfortunately, we are not some of them, I hate mornings as much as you do but I guess we have to wake up and do something. Good morning!
10. You spoiled me with your sweetness. Your spell on me is amazing. I don’t want to be set free I want to be your prisoner for life. Have a lovely day my lovely Fairy. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
11. Good morning to the most adorable queen in the world! Without you, there is no world. Thanks for existing hence giving me a dwelling place full of love. You are simply amazing. Good morning, Have a happy day.
12. Each night I wake up to the hope that it is night again, but the sun is always up in the sky sending angry rays my way. I know you suffer the same way too. Have a sunless day! Good morning nice day.
13. Don’t be mad that morning is here; at least you have me to suffer through the morning with. Have a happy morning, for you never know what the night will bring. Good morning my dear.
14. Wake up! Let’s look forward to seeing the night stars again tonight. I hope you satisfied the mosquitoes at night, they’ll be waiting tonight too. Good morning darling!
15. Special morning to my only candy pop. The sweetest taste ever to be created by God. Long nights full of beautiful dreams. Daylight of dreams come true, is all about you. Good morning.
16. I woke up smiling this morning for I have the greatest gift of life. So cute and you give me a comfortable sleep. I can’t live without you my sweet adorable pillow. Good morning!
17. My best wishes to you this morning is to put a smile on your face knowing how special you are to me. Wake up! Brush, shower, and get ready for work. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
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18. Congratulations! You made it to a new day. Remember to thank me so much because I was right beside you, watching over you. You were looking so cute. Have a decent day! Good morning, Have a happy day.
19. Listening to the sounds of the birds in the sky reminds me of a bright morning smile you have. I can’t wait to see you today in class. Good morning nice day.
20. Waking up early every day has become a routine. Just to be the first person to text you Good morning. That’s how much important you are to me. Have a nice day. Good morning my dear.
21. You are so sweet, wonderful, beautiful, and adorable. You have a perfect smile. Digging for that choice of words was not easy. Now you need to call the ambulance. Good morning darling!
22. Good morning, gorgeous. Your love, care, and kindness keep me going each day. Now I can’t live without you. You are my addiction. Can you please be my nurse! Good morning.
23. I love you, I love you, I love you and I love you. You are my solid rock baby. Good morning my wonderful candy. I can’t wait to unwrap you and have a lick. Good morning!
24. Love is key. You are the only key to my heart. I love it when I see you smile in class. You are my everything. My bread of life. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
25. Good morning my friend (my dearest)! Thankful for our friendship and look forward to reuniting with you very shortly. Good morning, Have a happy day.
26. My alarm will not let me sleep peacefully. Good morning nice day.
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27. The finest time to rest is in the morning; it just happens to be at the most inconvenient hour of the day. Good morning my dear.
28. I’ve got your coffee waiting for you. Permit me to put it in for you—no spillage this time, please. (It’s a hilarious morning text) Good morning darling!
29. What a fantastic start to the day! It’s great to see you again. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do for you today. Good morning.
30. Good morning text messages that aren’t so serious. Good morning!
31. Everyone thinks I’m a morning person. Well, I could give it a shot… but only if the mornings began in the afternoon. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
32. I offer gratitude for this amazing existence every morning when I open my eyes! Good morning, Have a happy day.
33. You haven’t gotten up yet? Let’s go back to bed. I’ll tell you what. Good morning nice day.
34. Every morning, I feel grateful and enthusiastic about all that awaits me in this wonderful world. Good morning my dear.
35. You should get some rest because you’ve been missing me. You’re such a snoozer! Good morning, sweethearts. Good morning darling!
36. Every morning serves as a nice reminder that I should think rationally and determine which of you or the lights shine brighter. Greetings, baby. Good morning.
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37. What a wonderful day to be alive. I hope you’re having a wonderful morning because we’ve got another lovely, loving day ahead of us. Good morning!
38. Hello, sweetheart! Because I know how much you enjoy coffee, I’ll simply keep going and shove that cup into your lips. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
39. Every morning, I can’t wait to wake up next to you. You are my entire universe, and without you, I would never be the same! nice morning, and rest well. Good morning, Have a happy day.
40. I’m looking forward to today! I’m looking forward to spending time with you and taking advantage of the gorgeous weather. Good morning, lovely! Good morning nice day.
41. I admire how you make the most of every opportunity. I hope you have a lucky day today! Good morning my dear.
42. Good day, you dashing prince! Prepare to spend some quality time with your favorite princess. Good morning darling!
43. Good morning, my sweetheart. I’m so glad you’ve decided to stay with me for another day! Good morning.
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44. I’m the coolest person on the planet to be sending you texts first thing in the morning. Tell your ladies to tell their husbands that I prepared breakfast for them! Good morning, sweetheart!
45. I adore you, and you are the only thing that never changes in my day. Every morning, I look forward to kissing and embracing you! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
46. Sunshine, good morning! I’m delighted you’ve arrived. Good morning, Have a happy day.
47. It’s a chilly, wet day outside, but I’m toasty warm inside because you’re here. You bring such joy to my existence. (It’s a GF’s funny good morning messages) Good morning nice day.
48. Given that it is the morning, please allow me to try my best to welcome you with a grin. Good morning my dear.
49. I’m pleased I get to spend another day with someone as amazing as you—someone who makes everything worthwhile for me. Good morning darling!
50. You’re glad I’m not your morning alarm clock; just to piss you off, I’d knock you out of bed with cold water. May your bed nudge you into the shower so you don’t have to rush out the door this morning. Good morning.
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