20 Funny Marketing Quotes for Marketers and Entrepreneurs

Funny Marketing Quotes. Need inspiration to push through a project and deliver your best work? These great marketing quotes will get you going.

Funny Marketing Quotes

1. The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words ‘engage,’ ‘honestly,’ or ‘marketplace.’” – Jeffrey Zeldman

2. “People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction.” – Brian Halligan

3. “In a way, the web is like your Hollywood agent; It speaks for you whenever you’re not around to comment.” – Chris Brogan and Julien Smith

4. “Good marketers see consumers as complete human beings with all the dimensions real people have.” – Jonah Sachs

5. “Marketing without data is like driving with your eyes closed.” – Dan Zarella

6. “Whether it’s B or B2C, I believe passionately that good marketing essentials are the same. We are all emotional beings looking for relevance, context, and connection.” – Beth Comstock

7. “People share, read, and generally engage more with any type of content when it’s surfaced through friends and people they know and trust – Malorie Lucich

8. “Brand is just a perception, and perception will match reality over time.” — Elon Musk

9. “Google is the new corporate homepage.” – Jeremiah Owyang

10. “‘Build it and they will come’ only works in the movies. Social media is a ‘build it, nurture it, engage them, and they may come and stay.’” – Seth Godin

11. “Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at.” – Leo Burnett

12. “The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well that the product or service fits him and sells itself.” – Peter Drucker

13. “The best marketing doesn’t feel like marketing.” — Tom Fishburne

14. “Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but a mutation of a blanket and a robe?” – Jim Kukral

15. “Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart.” – Joe Chernov

16. “Just because you are the loudest, doesn’t make you right.” — Brian Halligan

17. “Sell-sell-sell sales methods simply do not work on social media.” – Kim Garst

18. “On Average, eight out of people will read your headline copy, but only two out of will read the rest.” – Brian Clark

19. “Good content isn’t about good storytelling. It’s about telling a true story well.” – Ann Handley.

20. “Never let ads write checks your website can’t cash.” – Avinash Kaushik​​.