50 Funny Moments With Friends – Crazy Friendship Quotes

Funny Moments With Friends Crazy Friendship Quotes


A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are
a good egg even though
he knows that you are
slightly cracked.”
BERNARD MELTZER


“Friendship is
being there when
someone’s feeling low
and not being afraid
to kick them.”
-RANDY K, MILHOLLAND


A true friend is someone
who thinks that you are a
good egg even though
he knows that you are
slightly cracked.
Demard Helteer


“There is nothing
better than a friend,
unless it’s a friend
with chocolate.”
-LINDA GRAYSON


“A best friend is
someone who, when they
don’t understand,
they still understand.”


Friendship is like
peeing in your pants.
Everyone can see it,
but only you can feel
the warm feeling inside.

Roberd Dlock


Funny Moments With Friends

“You
don’t have to be crazy
to be my friend. I’ll
train you.”

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“‘Tis the privilege of friendship
to talk nonsense, and have
her nonsense respected.” — Charles
Lamb

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“If
I send you my ugly
selfies, our friendship is real.”

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“Bests friends.
They know how crazy you
are and still choose to
be seen with you in
public.”

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“I
will text you times in
a row and feel no
shame. You’re my friend, you
signed up for this.”

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“I don’t need
a psychiatrist to prod into
my personal life and make
me tell them all my
secrets, I have my friends
for that.”

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“Spend your life doing strange
things with weird people.”

“There is
nothing better than a friend
unless it is a friend
with chocolate. Linda Grayson”

“We’ll be
friends til we’re old and
senile … And then we
can be new friends.”

“I was
an innocent being then my
best friends came along.”

“You don’t
have to be crazy to
be my friend. I’ll train
you. Unknown”

Crazy Friendship Quotes

“Friendship is born
at the moment when one
man says to another ‘what!
You too? I thought I
was the only one! C.s.
Lewis”


“If one’s friends do not
openly laugh at him, they
are not his friends. Dean
Koontz”


“Lots of people want to
ride with you in the
limo, but what you want
is someone who will take
the bus with you when
the limo breaks down. Oprah
Winfrey”


“I knew it was a
friendship at first sight when
I saw that we are
the same kinda crazy.”

“There is
nothing better than a friend
unless it is a friend
aluma chocolate. Linda Grayson”

“A best
friend is a person that
you never judge, but spend
a lot of time judging
others with.”

“We’ll be friends ’til
we’re old and senile then
we’ll be new friends! Unknown”

“Friendship
is born at that moment
when one person says to
another: ‘what! You too? I
thought I was the only
one c.s. Lewis”

“A good friend
will help you move, but
a best friend will help
you move a dead body.
Tim hayes”

“A friend is someone
who knows all about you
and still loves you. Elbert
Hubbard”


“True friends fiercely debate issues
and still walk away as
friends. —Frank Sonnenberg”

Crazy Friends Short Quotes

“If one’s
friends do not openly laugh
at him, they are not
his friends. Dean Koontz”

“You think
I’m crazy? You should see
me with my best friend.”

“Friendship
is like peeing on yourself.
Everyone can see it, but
only you get a warm
feeling that it brings. Unknown”

“We’ve
been friends for so long,
I can’t remember which one
of us is the bad
influence.”


“Best friends are those who
greet with an insult.”

“A good
friend will pick you up
when you fall, but a
best friend will help you
up, laugh, and trip you
again.”


“Love is blind; friendship closes
its eyes. Friedrich Nietzsche”

“Friendship is
so weird… You just pick
a human you’ve met and
you’re like ‘Yep, I like
this one’ and you just
do stuff with them.”

“Friends give
you a shoulder to cry
on. But best friends are
ready with a shovel to
hurt the person that made
you cry.”

“Best friends don’t care
if your house is clean.
They care if you have
wine.”


“We will always be friends
’til we’re old and senile…
then we can be new
friends.”

Best Friend Quotes

“Friends buy you
food. Best friends eat your
food.”


“There is nothing better than
a friend unless it is
a friend with chocolate.” —
Linda Grayson

“Whoever says friendship is
easy has never had a
true friend!” — Bronwyn Polson

“I
was an innocent being once…
then my best friend came
along.”


“You can always tell a
real friend: when you’ve made
a fool of yourself he
doesn’t feel you’ve done a
permanent job.” — Laurence J.
Peter


“Friends come and go, like
the waves of the ocean,
but the true ones stay,
like an octopus on your
face.”


“If you are lucky enough
to find a weirdo, never
them go.”

“I’d take a nerf
bullet for you.”

“It’s hard to
find a friend who’s cute,
loving, generous, caring, and smart.
My advice to y’all is,
don’t lose me.”

“Knowledge cannot replace
friendship. I’d rather be an
idiot than lose you.” —
Patrick from “Spongebob Squarepants”

“We’ve been
friends for so long I
can’t remember which one of
us is the bad influence.”

Funny Friendship Quotes

“If you can
survive days in cramped quarters
with a friend and come
out laughing, your friendship is
the real deal.” — Oprah
Winfrey


“Love is blind; friendship tries
not to notice.” — Otto
von Bismarck

“Friendship is not possible
between two women, one of
whom is very well dressed.”
— Laurie Colwin

“There is nothing
like puking with somebody to
make you into old friends.”
— Sylvia Plath

“Most of us
don’t need a psychiatric therapist
as much as a friend
to be silly with.” —
Robert Brault

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