Funny Moments With Friends
❝ “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
❝ “‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.” — Charles Lamb
❝ “If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.”
❝ “Bests friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
❝ “I will text you times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you signed up for this.”
❝ “I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.”
❝ “Spend your life doing strange things with weird people.”
❝ “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate. Linda Grayson”
❝ “We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile … And then we can be new friends.”
❝ “I was an innocent being then my best friends came along.”
❝ “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you. Unknown”
Crazy Friendship Quotes
❝ “Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another ‘what! You too? I thought I was the only one! C.s. Lewis”
❝ “If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not his friends. Dean Koontz”
❝ “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. Oprah Winfrey”
❝ “I knew it was a friendship at first sight when I saw that we are the same kinda crazy.”
❝ “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend aluma chocolate. Linda Grayson”
❝ “A best friend is a person that you never judge, but spend a lot of time judging others with.”
❝ “We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile then we’ll be new friends! Unknown”
❝ “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘what! You too? I thought I was the only one c.s. Lewis”
❝ “A good friend will help you move, but a best friend will help you move a dead body. Tim hayes”
❝ “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. Elbert Hubbard”
❝ “True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends. —Frank Sonnenberg”
Crazy Friends Short Quotes
❝ “If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not his friends. Dean Koontz”
❝ “You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
❝ “Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get a warm feeling that it brings. Unknown”
❝ “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
❝ “Best friends are those who greet with an insult.”
❝ “A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, and trip you again.”
❝ “Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. Friedrich Nietzsche”
❝ “Friendship is so weird… You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘Yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.”
❝ “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
❝ “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.”
❝ “We will always be friends ’til we’re old and senile… then we can be new friends.”
Best Friend Quotes
❝ “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
❝ “There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
❝ “Whoever says friendship is easy has never had a true friend!” — Bronwyn Polson
❝ “I was an innocent being once… then my best friend came along.”
❝ “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” — Laurence J. Peter
❝ “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
❝ “If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.”
❝ “I’d take a nerf bullet for you.”
❝ “It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.”
❝ “Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.” — Patrick from “Spongebob Squarepants”
❝ “We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
Funny Friendship Quotes
❝ “If you can survive days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” — Oprah Winfrey
❝ “Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” — Otto von Bismarck
❝ “Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.” — Laurie Colwin
❝ “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” — Sylvia Plath
❝ “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” — Robert Brault
