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Funny Quotes And Sayings Top 37+ Funny Memes That Will Change Your Life with a laugh “It doesn’t matter where you are, you are nowhere compared to where you can go.” Best funny quotes about life “ Poor plants, save the plants, save the world. Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon.” –Me

Awesome funny quotes with images “Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. Don’t think someone steals that in the ocean.” –Not me Looking for the best funny sayings, photos & images? Love This pictures can be used on Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, Twitter, and others. 37 of the hilarious quotes with funny jokes and Positive Energy for your life.

Here are funny quotes to make you laugh:

1. “I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you.”
2. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
3. “My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.”
4. “I’m not crazy; my reality is just different than yours.”
5. “I’m not old; I’m a recycled teenager.”
6. “I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
7. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
8. “I’m not late; everyone else is just early.”
9. “I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman; I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.”
10. “I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m not so sure.”

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