Unique ways to say Happy Birthday, old man. Because rubbing it in is what friends do. Includes hilarious images to share on social media.
Here are some birthday wishes for an old man:
- “Happy birthday, Dad”
- “You’re not old, you’re perfectly aged”
- “It’s time to celebrate the oldest person I know”
- “Eat as much crap as you want. Calories don’t count on your birthday”
- “Happy birthday to my favorite dinosaur”
Here are some birthday wishes for a man turning 80:
- “You’ve enjoyed over 4700 weeks of life on this earth”
- “I hope when I’m 80, I can be as amazing as you”
- “Thank you for being my friend for so many decades”
- “You are truly one-of-a-kind – the BEST kind”
Here are some birthday wishes for a man turning 60:
- “You never let fear get in the way of your dreams”
- “May the following years of your life be as fulfilling as the first 60”
- Here are some birthday wishes for a man turning 50:
- “Wishing you a fun-filled fabulous 50th”
- “May the next 50 be even better than the first”
- “Wishing you life’s finest things at 50”
Happy Birthday Old Man
1. Happy Birthday! I have to say you don’t look a day past Ancient.
2. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years, you crusty old bastard.
3. Happy birthday old man. You’ve taught me plenty in my life, and I wouldn’t have been where I am today without you. You have been great if nothing else.
4. Happy Birthday, you old goat. I was thinking about getting you something age-appropriate for your birthday, but I can’t find any stores that sell monocles or top hats.
5. Remember, you’re very lucky – you lived in a time without internet and TV.
6. They always told you about what to expect once you’re old, but you can never truly prepare for it all, can you? Happy birthday old man, stay well!
7. Hey old man, you do realize that you’re getting old? Time to get some rest – you have worked so hard all your life! Happy birthday and have a blast!
8. Happy birthday to you! I can’t believe that you have already around for more than 7 decades. That’s so awesome!
9. Before I congratulate you on your birthday, I would like to thank you most sincerely for all the care you have taken of me over the past years. Thanks to you I had a wonderful childhood. Be blessed and have a great birthday!
10. This is a great day to say Happy Birthday to my dear Papa, who always makes me laugh and fills my life with so much joy!
11. Don’t worry, one day I’ll be your age too
12. You may be getting older every year, but remember that you are also getting smarter.
13. Happy birthday! I want you to know that I will always be there for you and you can count on me at any moment. Thank you for everything!
Happy Birthday Old Man Messages
14. You may be old, but that doesn’t mean that your birthday celebrations can’t be awesome anymore! Happy birthday to you and enjoy the celebration that we’re gonna have for you!
15. I wish you an exciting birthday, but I’m not sure that’s a good idea for a man your age. So have a nice, relaxing, senior-friendly birthday.
16. Happy birthday! You may be old now, but your age brought you plenty of wisdom to share and many more stories to tell. We thank God for having you with us on your special day!
17. Congrats on another trip around the sun! That said, I’m afraid your odometer is just about maxed out.
18. Happy birthday! It’s wonderful to think about the fun times we had together and on this special day for you, I wish to relive them at least once more.
19. Happy birthday old man. You’re getting old now, aren’t you? Every year that I spend with you I have always learned something new. Stay healthy and youthful!
20. When I pictured an old man’s birthday, you weren’t the image that I had in my mind. I mean, look at you! So youthful, healthy, and joyful even in your late years! Happy birthday to you!
21. Happy birthday my dear friend! I wish you in the next year to visit as many new sights as you have visited in your whole life. Now is your time to travel!
22. Happy Birthday, Grandpa. Sending you lots of love, and hugs, and hope to see you again soon. May today be filled with only wonderful moments for you.
23. Happy birthday to the most important man in my life! I wish you to be very happy and have a fantastic birthday today.
24. Hope you have a great birthday, oldster. I’d give you a pinch to grow an inch, but frankly, your dusty old mummy flesh creeps me out.
25. Congratulations! After years of seasoning, you’re officially a salty old bastard.
26. You’ve accomplished so much in this life, now it’s time to relax, have a glass of wine, and enjoy your birthday!
27. Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era.
Happy Birthday Old Man Wishes
28. Happy birthday to the most important man in my life! You are the man who has worked his whole life to make me who I am today. I owe you my life!
29. Happy birthday to you! I see that the God above has kept you healthy and well for so many past decades and more – stay a healthy and well old man!
30. Better to be an old fart than a dumb ass. Happy Birthday!
31. God must have loved you so much for you to be so radiant even at your age! Happy birthday old man – you stay awesome!
32. Hey old man, so it’s your birthday today! How’s the old people’s life treating you? I wish I could heal those back pains you keep complaining about, but I really can’t. Be well soon!
33. Happy birthday old man! May your knees stop hurting, your back and neck stop cracking, and you finally stop your yakking and visit the doctor for some actual help!
34. I am grateful to you for everything you have done for me. You are a great teacher and I will always take the lessons you taught me with me. Have an amazing birthday!
35. Happy Birthday to a guy who still turns heads wherever he goes. After all, it’s not often you see someone as old as you walking around.
36. I wish you days filled with peace, walks, and interesting activities. Now is the time to enjoy the little things in life.
37. Everything gets harder when you get older… except for your thingie, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.
38. Happy birthday you rugged old man! If anything, this would be about the right time for you to stop all those wild activities and start acting your age.
39. Happy birthday to the most awesome old man in my life! I will always remember the wonderful stories and the funny jokes that you have told me.
40. Happy Birthday, old dude. If anyone tries to give you a spanking, be sure to tell them how brittle your bones are.
41. I wish you many more years to think how every year you get older
42. You have achieved so much in your life and your time to rest has come. Buy yourself that nice dinner you’ve been craving – or even go on a trip. Whatever makes you happy!
43. Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be a good time to stop acting your age.
44. Happy birthday to an old man who will never forget how to have fun.
Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes
45. Hey old man, hope you have a great birthday full of all your favorite activities… like feeding ducks at the park, playing bingo, watching the weather channel, and shaking your fist at teenagers.
46. You’re at an age where you no longer give a shit. Heck, at your age, you’re happy when you can take a shit.
47. You know what an old fart is? It’s when you say you’re
48. Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.
49. Happy birthday to the kindest person I know! Thank you for teaching me to be brave, never give up, and follow my dreams.
50. I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte.
51. Happy Birthday, Papa! You’re such a special person and someone I feel lucky to be able to call family.
52. I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders.
53. Never stop having fun, never stop loving, and never stop dreaming. Happy Birthday!
54. Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday doesn’t stink.
55. We think that every day passes in the same way, but when we look back we see that many things have changed. So enjoy the little things in life and the things you think don’t matter. Happy birthday!
56. Thank you for being such a great person, I couldn’t have asked for someone to be there for me as much as you have. I hope that your birthday is the best one yet!
57. Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find.
58. Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.
59. I love having you around. You have always been spreading joy and love – it’s great that you aren’t stopping just because of your age! Happy birthday to you.
60. They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. That’s because old dogs already know all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.
61. Happy birthday old man! May God bless you with good health and young and youthful joints this year – you sure sound like you’re going to need it!
62. You know how guys get better looking with age? Yeah, that doesn’t last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old bastard.
Happy Birthday Old Man Greetings
63. God must have blessed you plenty – you may be old, but you neither act like it nor look like it! May God continue to bless you with your youth and good health!
64. They say that the years come with plenty of wisdom, but nana keeps saying that you’re just a boy who has grown old, but never grew up. Happy birthday you funny old man!
65. Congratulations. You’ve reached the age when people ironically refer to you as a “young man.”
66. Wishing you all the best today, Grandpa. I hope you have a lovely day filled with many wonderful emotions.
67. Happy Birthday to a guy who looks young for his age. Of course, your age is really getting up there, so I’m not sure that’s much of a compliment.
68. I have no words to describe how grateful I am for all your care over all these years. You will always be in my heart! Be blessed and enjoy this wonderful day.
69. Happy birthday old friend. I wish you to never lose the will to live and remember that the best wine is the old one.
70. Happy birthday to the most wonderful father and grandfather. One lifetime would not be enough to describe my gratitude for all your care for us. Stay healthy and never stop enjoying life.
71. Happy birthday to the bravest man I know. Your life deserves to be described in a book and everyone should read it. So much can be learned from you. Be healthy and blessed!
72. Happy Birthday, old guy! I’d tease you about your age, but I’m afraid you might hit me with your cane.
73. Birthdays suck when you’re old, but at least you don’t have too many more to go.
74. Good thing they created candles with numbers, otherwise, if they were in pieces, we wouldn’t be able to get them all on the cake
75. Happy Birthday! My childhood would never be the same without you. Stay healthy and never stop following your dreams.
76. You have always been a joy to be around when you were younger, old man. Now that we are both older, you are the best company that I can ever ask for. Happy birthday.
77. Your age sure didn’t make you forget about your birthday, isn’t it? Happy 60th birthday old man, I hope that you’ll grow healthy and old for many years more!
78. Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.
79. I remember thinking that you were so very old when I was just a small kid. Now I’m grown up and you’re really, really old – almost ancient! Happy birthday old man!
Happy Birthday!
80. Wishing you vitality, happy moments, and many more years to enjoy life. Remember that we will always be by your side and will help you with whatever we can.
81. Happy birthday from your daughter! I am eternally blessed to have you as my father and have always been proud of that. I wish you a sunny and smiling day.
82. Happy Birthday, old fart. What’s that, you couldn’t hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!
83. Happy birthday to our good father and grandfather. Sending you lots of love and wishing you a magical day filled with nothing but smiles and cheer.
84. I wish you more movement and less television.
85. Happy birthday, Grandpa. Keep being so energetic and funny. May your days be filled with happiness and many occasions for smiles.
86. The joy of celebrating a birthday when you’re old is that you have so many loved ones around you. Happy birthday old man!
87. Happy Birthday, old man. I hope you have the fire department on standby when you light those birthday candles.
88. They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy.
89. Getting older has one positive side – you get closer to retirement and freedom.
90. I wish you to celebrate this birthday like your first (no, not with diapers ) – with lots of love from all your loved ones.
91. Happy birthday to the oldest person in the family but with the youngest spirit. We wish you all the best and are glad to have you with us!
92. Happy birthday my old friend. The years fly by, but you always remain the same. I wish you many more years to be as energetic and smiling.
93. Happy Birthday to an old friend. Emphasis on the word “old.”
94. You may be old now, old man, but your mind is still as sharp as ever. Happy birthday and may God bless you with much much more!
95. You’re so old, you went to grade school with Cthulhu. Happy Birthday, Old One.
96. I wish you live to see flying cars and Fast and Furious 20.
97. The body may age, but remember that the mind doesn’t have to! Have a happy, happy birthday old man. May God’s graces follow your every step.
98. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the best life lessons all my life, giving me knowledge that no one else would, and always putting me first. Be blessed and I wish you a wonderful birthday!
99. Happy Birthday, old fart. There’s just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?
100. and it doesn’t pass the smell test.
101. They say that God always loves the good ones and blesses them with His good graces every day. I knew that God would always take good care of you! Happy birthday old man!
