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Most Funny Quotes “Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.” Ever Best Sarcasm quotes about life sayings “My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.”
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“I like work,
it fascinates me.
I can sit and look
at it for hours”
SOME PEOPLE AREN’T
JUST MISSING A
SCREW THE WHOLE
TOOLBOX IS GONE
- WHAT DO PEOPLE DO
WITH ALL THE EXTRA
TIME THEY SAVE BY
WRITING “K”
INSTEAD OF “OK”?
- The fact that Jellyfish
have survived for
650 million years
despite not having
brains gives hope
to many people
- I’m just going to put
an “out of order”
sticker on my forehead
and call it a day.
“If you saw a man
drowning and you
could either save
him or photograph
the event..what kind
of film would you use?”
-L’aknown
- THIS IS A TEST IF
YOU CAN READ THIS ALL
THE WAY DOWN TO HERE
300 FUNNY QUOTES TO MAKE
YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD
DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT
WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG’S
FACE HE GETS MAD AT YOU?
BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM IN
A CAR. HE STICKS HIS HEAD
OUT THE WINDOW.
- Don’t DO DRUGS.
DRUGS.
SALVADOR DALI.
Funny Quotes
“Laughing is the best medicine. But if you’re laughing for no reason, you may need medicine.”
“I remember years ago when all I wanted to be was older www I was needed wrong!!!”
“I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet… I get hungry.”
“I hate it when you I’m not fat. Have to be nice to someone you want to throw a brick at.”
“I’m just much easier to see.”
“Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.”
“If you see me eating a salad in a restaurant, I’ve been kidnapped and I’m trying to signal you.”
“I will never be over the hill. I’m too darn tired to climb it!”
“If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart!”
“I said, maybe the reason you have so many problems with everyone is that you’re the problem. She didn’t like that.”